independent observations / working archive last compiled: 07.09.2026

pigeons aren't real

photographs. documents. an unreasonable number of coincidences. $PIGEONS

still being updated. if something contradicts something else, read both.

where are the baby pigeons? / answer received

status: explained / working notes by r.

the absence of a photograph in my folder is not the absence of a bird.

This was, for about an afternoon, the most compelling question in the notebook. Have you seen a baby pigeon? Most people i asked had not. I had an entire theory about adult units leaving the assembly line.

Then came the obvious objection: young pigeons spend their early lives in nests that pedestrians generally do not see. By the time they are out walking around, they look much more like the pigeons we recognize. Not seeing them is not the same as their not existing.

I could remove this page and pretend it never happened. Instead, i am leaving it beside the much more interesting question of why i accepted the factory explanation before i considered looking for a nest.

The technical material remains in the other files. This particular argument has been returned to the bottom drawer. Please stop forwarding it to me with the subject line “FINAL PROOF”.

correction / qualification: Baby pigeons exist. The factory explanation has been moved to the bottom drawer.

read the source: Peter McIndoe discusses the satirical movement

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